Will no longer be posting on this account, but I'll keep it up for archives' sake for now.
You can now find me over at nannercoco !
*Fluent in English, God Damn Bad English, Ig-pay Atin-lay, and n00b.
*Deeply angered by the fact she can't find Vanilla Coke in 2-liters.
*Has child-bearing hips.
***Detests said child-bearing hips.
*Wants to participate in a wheelchair race.
***Preferably nowhere near stairs. I don't wanna race wheelchairs all the time.
*Wonders where the hell people get a hold of EIGHT treadmills to practice the "Here it Goes Again" dance.
*Often mistaken for a 12-14 year old in person.
***Amused by the fact I'm reverse-pedobait.
*Has a habit of snapping "FUCKING COLDPLAY" at random intervals for... really no reason at all.
*Dreams to be able to make an entire outfit of nothing but black and white checkerboard.
***Will never wear everything in said outfit at the same time, but I want it anyway.
*Only compliments self out of sarcasm.
***and that makes me awesome
*****YOU CAN TELL I'M NOT SERIOUS BECAUSE IT WASN'T IN CAPS.
~*Caught somewhere between genius and insanity*~